Infernos

Infernos is a bit like Marmite: you love it or hate it. We’d encourage every Londoner to visit at least once, however, as it’s an institution in its own right. Situated on Clapham High Street, this bumper club is set over two levels and features a very sticky light up dance floor, fish tanks and dance platforms, plus DJs blasting cheesy pop hits for hours on end. It’s silly, it’s carpeted, and most importantly, it’s reliable.